Name: Anthony (yes, that Anthony)

Age: 8 months

Status: Recently retired from his former “career choices” and now seeking a quiet, committed life with a lovely bun wife

Let’s not sugarcoat it… Anthony has lived a life. He’s seen things. Done things. Probably flirted his way through half the county and back again. But those days? Firmly behind him. He’s hung up his boots, handed in his player card, and is now ready for something real — soft hay, sunny naps, and a partner to dote on properly.

Personality: Confident (of course), charming (dangerously so), but with a surprisingly gentle, affectionate side once he settles. He’s the kind of bun who will sit beside you like he’s finally exhaled.

🚩 Red flags: Former menace to society. Serial flirt. Likely has offspring scattered across Suffolk. Thinks he’s more handsome than he is (he’s right).

💚 Green flags: Ready to be neutered and turn his life around. Affectionate, calm when settled, and genuinely ready for a one-bun-only kind of love.

✨ Non-negotiables: A spacious, enriching setup (no hutch-only homes). A neutered female companion when he’s ready. Commitment to proper diet (unlimited hay, fresh greens, measured pellets). Ongoing vet care including vaccinations. A home that understands rabbits are a 10+ year commitment, not a passing phase.

The fine print: On the list for neutering — because we love a king who evolves. Once that’s sorted, he’ll be ready to meet his perfect match and start his redemption era.

Looking for: A kind, patient bun wife who isn’t interested in his past… only his future. Someone to share snacks, space, and a slower, softer pace of life.

Backstory (because transparency matters): Anthony came into the rescue ready for a second chance — and that’s exactly what we’re giving him. No more chaos, just calm, care, and doing right by him from here on out.

If you believe in a good comeback story… Anthony might just be your boy 🐰✨