Elbarn - the often overlooked cutie

Name:

Elbarn 🖤

Breed:

Mini lop — small, cute, and full of personality

Status:

Single… but taking applications for a future wife 🐰💍

(join the waiting list — commitment after my glow-up)

My story (in short):

Young, sweet, and currently living my best chaotic life.

Think: good intentions… zero self-control.

Current chapter:

Awaiting neutering & vaccinations ✂️💉

(working on becoming a respectable gentleman)

Looking for:

A forever home and a lovely lady bun once I’m ready

Someone who can appreciate my energy… and maybe tone it down slightly

My hobbies include:

• binkying for snacks like it’s a sport

• exploring absolutely everything

• demanding head scratches (non-negotiable)

• taking time to thin about life

My personality:

Playful, affectionate, and full of youthful exuberance.

I’m the fun one… the cute one… the one you’ll laugh at daily.

Green flags 🚩:

✔ Super friendly and affectionate

✔ Playful and engaging

✔ Will bond beautifully once neutered

Red flags 🚩:

✖ Currently a little… amorous 🫠

✖ No concept of personal space

✖ May attempt to charm you into extra snacks

Non-negotiables:

• No hutch-only homes ❌

• Must have (or be open to) a female companion 🐰💍

• Must wait until neutered & ready

The important bit:

Elbarn will be neutered, vaccinated & health checked before adoption.

For now, he’s taking names for his waiting list — because the best homes are worth waiting for.

Think you can handle the cutie (and the charm)? 🖤